i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
Imagine you’re a historian living in the year 2783. The only evidence of Paris Hilton’s existence is her various cameos in teen-oriented movies and TV. (All mid-modern pornography was deleted by the Great Porn Purge Virus, released by desperate pro-purity guerillas in the closing days of the mid 22nd century’s Third Sex War.)
You become obsessed with her. Who is this wooden, enigmatic figure? Your colleagues don’t get it. They say she’s just another blonde screenface from the late pre-doge era. But why does the camera linger on her all out of proportion to her characters’ importance, to her talent? There must be more going on here, you think. There must be.